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Stumpy_


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Slocs, do you guys need to take an official umpire on tour? If you are looking for a senior umpire with over 50 years experience in cricket and has umpired more finals games than JF has fiddled with himself under his rock (that's a lot) then I could be your man. It will coincide nicely with my trip to the Phillippines in May.

Not only could I officiate in the games but if there was to be any trouble I would gladly swing a few punches or fend off any machete weilding hijackers.

Let me know if you are interested.

Thanks, Stumpy.

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stumpy


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That makes the count 8 false posts

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Get ya rotten alias' off here peckerhead.

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Stop talking to yourself Slocs.

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Stumpy_


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slocs wrote:

Get ya rotten alias' off here peckerhead.


Thanks slocs I appreciate the support. However I'm not entirely convinced you are not in some way involved in all of this.

 



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Stumpy_ wrote:

slocs wrote:

Get ya rotten alias' off here peckerhead.


Thanks slocs I appreciate the support. However I'm not entirely convinced you are not in some way involved in all of this.

 


As if Sloc's would be involved, Jim

 



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Jake the Mus wrote:

Stumpy_ wrote:

 

slocs wrote:

Get ya rotten alias' off here peckerhead.


Thanks slocs I appreciate the support. However I'm not entirely convinced you are not in some way involved in all of this.

 


As if Sloc's would be involved, Jim

 


this ones not Jim Kiwi

 



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slocs


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Haaaaa that backfired didn't it Jake. Haaaa karma.

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That's false post no.10.

Please be more careful next time Jake or I'll have to give you a flurry of left and rights like I had to the last time a fellow umpire tried his luck with me.

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slocs wrote:

Haaaaa that backfired didn't it Jake. Haaaa karma.


Yup Its a bitch

 



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Why does this child continue with the "throwing haymakers" line of insult?

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He is under the delusion that I tried to punch or in fact did punch John Kristy. 

Anyone who would state this in the open without the cover of an alias would be subject to legal action for defamation.  And John Kristy would be a witness for my action to refute any such statement.




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Stump,

grab yourself and apple cider or 2 and calm down. Are your upper cuts any good? Perhaps you can come to the 20/20 with me?

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