Stumpy, how dare you respond to a topic concerning the turf 1 grand final. You would be better off researching what high school the F grade grand final is played at. I hope they can keep the scones fresh in the boot of a car.
Well JF once again you show what a coc_khead u are. FYI I have umpired 8 Turf 1 semi finals and 4 Turf 1 Grand Finals and therefore feel eminently more qualified than a nobody p_rick like you to comment on grounds and wickets required for Turf 1 finals.
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Tell me Stumpy, how does a man with this CV end up relegated to turf 3 so close to finals time? Is it a direct result of throwing punches back at the pavilion at colleagues again? A good source tells me you were inebriated at the umpires ball last week and were caught giving Terry Wrights partner your mobile number while asking her to keep it discrete. Is this true and is this why you were demoted to umpire turf 3? Puerile if correct!
I will have to agree here JF is a ****wit and if i get banned for that,then that is a disgrace. Stumpy is a great bloke and a fair umpire but enough is enough. Jf's avatar is disgraceful and irrresponsible by the moderators to allow this. We all know Stumpy the real one. Quirky i know that you like to have a little controversy on here, but where do you draw the line. You banned me a few years back for talking about the contents of a fridge ?
Tell me Stumpy, how does a man with this CV end up relegated to turf 3 so close to finals time? Is it a direct result of throwing punches back at the pavilion at colleagues again? A good source tells me you were inebriated at the umpires ball last week and were caught giving Terry Wrights partner your mobile number while asking her to keep it discrete. Is this true and is this why you were demoted to umpire turf 3? Puerile if correct!
Another untruth re Terry Wright and his wife and the fact of an umpires ball. FYI I am unavailable this Saturday and going to Turf 3 to help out another umpire on the 2nd Saturday. Your obsession with me is bordering on the lines of the Play Misty for Me plot.
But what does anyone expect from a nobody like u.
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We live in a world that is dominated by bullsh!t and political correctness. Take it for what it is, an avatar trying to take the piss out of stumpy. I will also deny the fact im JF for the 2nd time and this is just my opinion.