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Shane keith Warne


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HelGood morning all,

I will be brief as my manager has asked me to make a short statement.

This has been a difficult time for Elizabeth and i, I have done everything in my power (not) to keep our relationship private. Hiring some contractors to erect privacy screens around my Brighton Mansion.
Keeping Elizabeth locked up in side amongst all the Paparazzi who are out of control at the moment for any sort of scoop.
The dreadful letter forwarded too Elizabeth informing her of all my many conquest such as Simone, Helen Alon, Judge Judy, Susan Kennedy, Jeannie Little, Rhonda Burchmore, Sandra Sully, Oprah Whinfrey & Elizabeth Hurley.

It is a impressive list i know and that is only a small portion of it, but please let Elizabeth and i enjoy ourselves.

I will be in touch again, but i have a big weekend ahead of me as i intend to put one through her gate.

Love Warney x

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60 seconds of my life I will never get back reading that garbage.

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Genuine:

Worst Topic/Post/Alias in the history of this forum. You Sir, if you think you have provided entertainment with this, need to quit life.................

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edge of the seat kind of stuff that is

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dogsh1t

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slocs


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Get a sense if humor you blokes, hilarious post. Keep up the good work warney

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ExElpres wrote:

Genuine:

Worst Topic/Post/Alias in the history of this forum. You Sir, if you think you have provided entertainment with this, need to quit life.................


please.........not me mate,  try someone else EX.

 



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ExElpres


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Not directed at you Sir, the pathetic author..........

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G Train


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That has got Beaver written all over it.

P.a.t.h.e.t.i.c

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ok,

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slocs


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You said you'd be in touch again warney. I'm looking forward to the next chapter. Refreshing.

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How many alias's is that now Beav?

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G Train


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Well lets go through em, the ones confirmed below. Add the ones i've missed.

Beaver
BErnst
Players Agent
Max Power
Michelin Man
Jenny Taylia
Shane Keith Warne


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Fridge Removalist
Haig Pokeman


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slocs


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Is Shane Keith, Beav?

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Fridge Removalist, that's the one. Couldn't think of it.

No doubt Mrs Slocombe is some of his work too.

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prince mark


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Pretty obvious Slocs, I figured it out after reading his opening line.

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Scientology member was another 1 the peckerhead used

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im Beaver

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Rob Astbury was another one.

Oh and counting crows. Remember that? He used to get Max fired up with that alias.

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