Hi gies it's bean a while since I touched base with you all so i'll give you run of whats hapened since
As you no I quit mortiallox because of shambo and his feck wit brothers sharfting me. At the presentashion night i offered Shambo to the car park to settle our diffrenses but the week terd was to gutless come with me. I had the last larf though because his wife Rozza was so drunk and thort she was blowing Shambo in the dark carpark at the recepshion place, it was reely me though. the silly slag had no idea, it was the werst blow job i ever, i didn't even cum but had a good larf about it. they probly still have no idea what happened.lol
In the winter i went to paly at a club called Edgwerf in England. I had a grate time and maid a heep of new friends. They thort i was crazy with my anitcs like reverse sweeping the opening bowlers and doing poo in teem mates cricket bags for giggles. I broke the club recored for runs in won seeson and took 36 caches, 25 of them were blinders. I was also the life of every party, at won party i did a poo in my hand and quikly threw it to the sealing and it stuck to the plaster. Everyone was dancing in that room and 10 minuts later the poo fell from the sealing and landed on my teemates head, it was grate stuff and the locals were in stiches.
The poor gie the poo landed on had a bad 6 months when i was there because i was rooting his wife who was a hot peace of arse. I used to get one of the lads to ring him for a net seshion and when he left his house to go i would slide in and root his wife Haggie. Won time i rooted her that good the umpire at wibleton said quiet please because he could here her screaming when she cum, and Edgwerf is no where near wimblton so she was reely sceaming loud. The funny thing was i was good mates with her son and he always said to me in the showers that my Edgwerf erection was huge and would hurt woman if they tried to ride it....hahaha, his mum was riding it.lol
Now I'm playing at Bentlee United and we are undefeeted in all forms of the game. I admit my form has bean down but i am redy to expload in the finals. In this leeege they call me big game brett and they no come finals I will be the diffranse. When we win the flag i will prank the other teem and make fun of them, there is also a big chanse i will root on of there wifes or mums to put icing on the bread.