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Numb3r Too Scorer


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Dearest Keysborough CC,

as you would be fully aware by now, Buckely Ridges will be playing Springvale South for the Turf 1 premiership. This means that my big brover will be there scoring for his beloved "bloods". Now i know he has said some bad things about your club but i'm hoping you coulde forgive him. If you could only do the right thing by him i'm sure he could change his mind of your club. Therefore i am proposing the following so all parties will be happy.

1. Please provide a bucket of chicken on the hour for my big brover - god only knows he hates your Seven 11 sandwiches.
2. Please provide pens in 38 different colours so he can do his matrix scoring. The brighter the better.
3. He would be really really happy if you could provide a sparkly diamond encrusted pencil case with his name " Number 1 Scorer " engraved upon it.
4. Please give him the respect that a scorer deserves. Without the Number 1's of the world, cricket would surely not survive.

These are simple requests i know, but brover number 1 is really a simple man. I mean really really simple. If only i could be half the scorer he is!!

Kind Regards
Numb3r Too Scorer.

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Nice woofa

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I've been framed

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Numb3r Too Scorer wrote:

Dearest Keysborough CC,

as you would be fully aware by now, Buckely Ridges will be playing Springvale South for the Turf 1 premiership. This means that my big brover will be there scoring for his beloved "bloods". Now i know he has said some bad things about your club but i'm hoping you coulde forgive him. If you could only do the right thing by him i'm sure he could change his mind of your club. Therefore i am proposing the following so all parties will be happy.

1. Please provide a bucket of chicken on the hour for my big brover - god only knows he hates your Seven 11 sandwiches.
2. Please provide pens in 38 different colours so he can do his matrix scoring. The brighter the better.
3. He would be really really happy if you could provide a sparkly diamond encrusted pencil case with his name " Number 1 Scorer " engraved upon it.
4. Please give him the respect that a scorer deserves. Without the Number 1's of the world, cricket would surely not survive.

These are simple requests i know, but brover number 1 is really a simple man. I mean really really simple. If only i could be half the scorer he is!!

Kind Regards
Numb3r Too Scorer.


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wouldnt have to look much further back than fridays facebook to frame a market for who this new alias may belong too.

 



-- Edited by sheepy on Monday 14th of March 2011 03:08:21 PM

-- Edited by sheepy on Monday 14th of March 2011 03:08:53 PM

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Spot on sheepy, either you or g train

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left out 1 i was thinking of woofa

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Ah yes you're probably right, prince mark usually is behind these silly alias's

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Please!

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hey lefty just wondering which tree you want us to rope off for you guys? behind the wicket or other side of the rooms?

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Either is fine. Away rooms would be preferable if we're allowed in.

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Left Hand No 7 wrote:

Either is fine. Away rooms would be preferable if we're allowed in.


We will accomadate you in away rooms Lefty , its your choice please confirm

 



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Cheers. Away rooms it is.

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Left Hand No 7 wrote:

Cheers. Away rooms it is.


No problems Lefty 

 



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stick the maggots under tree where every local junkie has shot up and left their needles. thats what you get when you play at their 5hit hole...maggots!

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