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thegoblin99


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No Hoff you've got it a tad wrong. The 140 kmh stuff that comes out of Buckley describes  the speed of the shiit that flys out of Robbos mouth every time his trap opens

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Woofa


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Careful you don't do the old forget to log out of one alias and in to the other trick here train

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donthassellthehoff


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a decent club would piss that maggot off. he fits in well there though...maggots!

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G Train


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Give me a spell Woof. You obviously know all about it. You've got 3 aliases going at once here I don't know how you can be bothered.

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TeAhu


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hey g train, here an idea since your guys season is over..why not come down to our training on thursday night we'll have an over each of bowling/batting against eachother...no pads no gloves, because im bowling that slow youd have no drama smacking me around park oval one last time
what do you say buddy


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TeAhu


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goblin i need some help with the bowling before the GF mate..u reckon you can give me a few pointers

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thegoblin99


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Kiwi,

hi my good mate, thanks for asking for help. Just 1 point to raise my freind. Have you tried leg spin? That spindly wirey frame of yours is not suited to letting the thunder bolts go, wrist spinning looks like it's made for you.

Good luck mate

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I have a suggestion for you TeAhu. How about I take up your offer to G Train and add a further stipulation? I'll bat in a pair of thongs (jangles to your type) and use Moe's bong as a bat instead of English willow? I doubt you'll even crack the glass muscles.

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TeAhu


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sounds good mate , bring the offer down to training on thursday see how we go////
goblin i am seriously considering that..but i just dont want to let the pace bowling go, really like some pointers on the art of pace bowling

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Hey cuzzy bro just worry about your cricket man and not bashing your missus.

Plenty of time later to make the woman cook you the eggs

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thegoblin99


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Kiwi,

how are you going to bowl to Ayres? He is itching to take you apart, spoke to him after their win

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Camel Toe wrote:

I have a suggestion for you TeAhu. How about I take up your offer to G Train and add a further stipulation? I'll bat in a pair of thongs (jangles to your type) and use Moe's bong as a bat instead of English willow? I doubt you'll even crack the glass muscles.


use your own bong toe jam

 



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Willie Stroker


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moe were you dropped at birth or are you so fuked up from drinking the dandy creek water???

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G Train


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TeAhu wrote:

hey g train, here an idea since your guys season is over..why not come down to our training on thursday night we'll have an over each of bowling/batting against eachother...no pads no gloves, because im bowling that slow youd have no drama smacking me around park oval one last time
what do you say buddy


Well I'm glad to see you do have a sense of humour, I was starting to wonder whether you left it in NZ for a while there...

TeAhu, I just spent my long weekend at Park Oval. That's 3 days in a row. Do you really think I want to go back the following Thursday when I don't have to? On Monday, an old bloke with a grey dirty looking beard, tight white shirt and white footy shorts on a female bike with a basket on the front of it, rode up past where all the Berwick crowd was, got off his bike leant into the bin and started looking for stubbies with the dregs in them and began loading them into his basket. Whilst he was bending over his old nuts were hanging out the bottom of his shorts for all to see. Not I or anyone else in the crowd even batted an eyelid. I thought this was a fair indication we'd spent too long in the town of Buckley Ridges.

So as much as I appreciate your offer, I won't be at training on Thursday night. Good luck though, lets hope you break through that elusive 100kph barrier...

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donthassellthehoff


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it sounds like you were there on a quiet weekend g train. normally you would see junkies shooting up aswell. i didn't know big k rode a female bike...maggots!

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Woofa


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Haaaaa he must of got detoured from doveton

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half gin


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thats gold GIN train, Buckley Ridges reminds me of moes anus,a dirty stinkin hole that producecs ****

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Camel Toe


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are you sure it wasnt moe on the bike G Train? he might've been looking for one of his old syringes.

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donthassellthehoff


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moe has a head like a morrocan dog fish. it's disgusting....maggot!

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G Train


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Camel Toe wrote:

are you sure it wasnt moe on the bike G Train? he might've been looking for one of his old syringes.


It wasn't Moe, Camel. Moe was too busy reeling off useless stats to anyone that would listen.

 



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