This is now the 136th favorite chat forum I dominate. There was a moment in time when I would spend countless hours belittling gobshyts like Hoff and his p.a.t.h.e.t.i.c band of peens, these days I prefer to shag fit woman on the St Kilda forshore after drinking free cider in every Melbourne hot spot that allows me free entry. Truth be known, A Rob and I are celebrities about town, every man wants to hang with us in hope of snaring one of the off cuts that we decline to shag. I am known as the coolest 45 year old that hangs about with 25 years olds in nightspots which are littered with fit ladies.
Tomorrow after I finish up watching A Rob at Bundoora plunder some poor attack into submission I'll be heading to the usual haunts. Garden, Cushion....etc. Let me know if you want me to add you to my door list.
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I hate Australia but by god do I wish I was Australian. In fact it's probably the only thing I dislike about me.