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i seen that salmon menshioned my name on another topic so i thort i'd update you all on my time in england. ferst of all the london riots wernt started from the cops shooting a drug deeler, they started because i was knobing everywons missers with my 10 inch on a flop benleigh bender. the geezers of london couldn't stand aussie eyecons like me and warnie rooting there woman so they recked the place. while the town was burning down i was burning wholes on every hot chicks uterust with my ruff and farst shagging.

on the cricket side of things its a bit disapointing that nun of my teemates have a sexy wife for me to back door like larst year but word is getting around town about the aussie pro clearing pickets every second ball and its only a matter of time befour the local chicks start flogging to the grounds to check me out.

in the larst 5 games i have avraged 211 and have had the local papers righting about me as the next alex roberts of wigam lol. in won game i was dominating so much and it was getting that boring so started batting left handed and hit 26runs of won over. ever sinse then they are calling me left handed larry lol.

these soap doggers think my drssing room pranks are a real hoot. befour the ferst game i put tomato sorce in timmy titsworths box and when all the boys seen it i told them he had got his period, the boys went nuts and said i was a crazy cat. meow lol.

anyway i have to go now to the pubs trivia nite. im gunna get waisted and grab the barmades tits and if she cracks it i will tell her im a doctor checking for brest cancer. i will even where a stefascoap lol bahahahaha.

ps, is rob ward still an alcoholict. lol



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ah welcome back. the forum's finest character.

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Slayin 'em Eav!

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Brilliant!

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Love it

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Classic Eaver
benleigh bender = gold

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Ah Eaver.....You are truely a remarkable human bean!!

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Human bean?

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Have I spelt it wrong Woofa? Is it Human Been not Bean?

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I'm well aware you were taking the urine I just wanted to be the clever one who picked it up

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You had me worried there for a moment, Wooff wooff. Glad to see I don't have to count you as nitpicker No. 3. Nice one Rock.



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