Exactly asb, when we played silverton in the 20/20 final last year he had his turf 3 boys warming up at 3:30 when the game was at 5:30, shadow batting with his gloves on at the crease like Mathew Hayden before we even tossed, kept calling himself deano while he he batted the while innings for 17no, real farkbag
Throw Silverton into T2 Nicko. That way every clubs 2nd 11 in turf 3 won't have to put up with getting the fark sledged out of them by by clubs 1st team each week.
I've got a better idea, throw the fark wits out of the league altogether before I personally head down there and do a run through of the whole joint starting with captain c0ckwart and do a few donuts on the wicket in my chairmaster3000
Throw Silverton into T2 Nicko. That way every clubs 2nd 11 in turf 3 won't have to put up with getting the fark sledged out of them by by clubs 1st team each week.
Silverton have been elevated to Turf 2 (but not for the reasons cited by you Matt).
This affects all turf fixtures except for turf 5.
New turf fixtures hopefully published by tomorrow morning.
Throw Silverton into T2 Nicko. That way every clubs 2nd 11 in turf 3 won't have to put up with getting the fark sledged out of them by by clubs 1st team each week.
Hang on a second Prince - Surely your not taking the moral high ground in regards to sledging. I've played against your clubs 1st 11 in T2 against our 2nd 11 and you guys went to town on us. Sledging would be putting it nicely.
What about the day at Harold Rd when Fewkesy came out to bat and you said from slip to the bowlers to aim for the fingers on his left hand cause he doesn't have any on his right so he won't be given out caught if the ball takes his glove!! Double standards.