Since the pathetic little gobshyte running this feeble tipping competition hasn't come up with the prizes I've decided to take over
1st prize/ a night at cushion watching ARob and myself posing for photos all night, $10 drink card included
2nd prize/ an unopened soap and shampoo hamper from the body shop that I got for Christmas in 2005
3rd prize/ a signed photo of ARob and I dressed as sailors the night we slammed 10 of the fittest birds this pathetic little country has to offer
Last place/ my personality
I hate Australia but by god do I wish I was Australian. In fact it's probably the only thing I dislike about me.