Hi guys, tonights one of the biggest nights on the social calender. Please let me know if you want me to add you to my door lists at the usual haunts. Cushion, Secret Garden, Tramp, Circus, etc.
A Rob and I are only charging $20 for nobodys like most of you patchetic gobshyts to hang with us for an hour at Cushion before all the fit chicks we're gonna shag start rolling in. I promise you will learn a thing or two in that hour, you may even get the honour of lining up at the bar for A Rob or myself, just tell the barman the drinks are for the two Pommy legends about town and he'll look after you.
Send me a pic of what you're planning on wearing so I can advise you on how stupid you will look and save you the embarrassment looking 100% less cooler as me.
-- Edited by Soap Dodger on Monday 31st of October 2011 01:37:41 PM
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I hate Australia but by god do I wish I was Australian. In fact it's probably the only thing I dislike about me.
piss off goofy you stinky maggot. you are the only 45 year old wanna be 25 year old that hangs around those ****e holes and people half his age. i have never known anyone as pathetic as you. you are still the laughing stock of this forum and always will be. ernst has more credibility than you and he has half his brain missing...maggot!