Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible carnt... me.
For an Englishman to talk about matters anal is laughable when, along with the Greeks and the Pathans (thanks to the all conquering Macedonian marvel Alexander), the English are the biggest pillow biters on the planet.
Sorry boys, but i'm seriously pondering whether this is the funniest post I've ever read on here!