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can you to keep your banter here please, you're stuffing up all the other topics. thanks.



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what sir wants, sir gets.

 

As you are of a certain vintage, sir, you would be aware of the lyrics of a top Rolling Stones song ''.... you can't always get what you want...''.

But I do take your point.



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i love the beatles

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love me do!

can't buy me love

All you need is love



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I can think of an Angel's song that would be appropriate for you Irongloves.

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I know it would't be Glory of Love. Why don't you tell everyone because I'm itching to reply.

 



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Jake the Mus wrote:

I can think of an Angel's song that would be appropriate for you Irongloves.

 flame trees?



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slocs, stick to that dab shot between point an gully and leave the music to others (such as cold chisel)

Oh the flame trees will blind the weary driver
And there's nothing else could set fire to this town.....

But Ah! Who needs that sentimental bull****, anyway
Takes more than just a memory to make me cry ......


 



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How can you sleep when your beds are burning..

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"Don't Waste My Time" was the one i was thinking of.


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How can you sleep when your beds are burning..

 

Ridiculous words from a towering figure who should've joined the Greens after his singing creeer.



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"Don't Waste My Time" was the one i was thinking of.

and you're wasting more of your time writing about it jake ......

 

Given your little blurb "I like sheep better than I like people'', you'd have to be into The Ballad of the Sheep Shaggers (moderators, that's a real song), and for a real treat, Billy Connolly's Sheep Shagging Song.

Jake, be sure to be wearing your suspenders when you listen to the great Scotsman's song, preferably near the edge of a cliff -- but then you've probably been there countless times already.



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irongloves wrote:

"Don't Waste My Time" was the one i was thinking of.

and you're wasting more of your time writing about it jake ......

 

Given your little blurb "I like sheep better than I like people'', you'd have to be into The Ballad of the Sheep Shaggers (moderators, that's a real song), and for a real treat, Billy Connolly's Sheep Shagging Song.

Jake, be sure to be wearing your suspenders when you listen to the great Scotsman's song, preferably near the edge of a cliff -- but then you've probably been there countless times already.

and you're wasting more of your time writing about it jake

Not really actually getting  paid while I was writing it.  Really... Sheep jokes is that all you have. Thought you were better then that given the barbs you normally deliver.



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The Iron Glove lyrics

i´m not scared cause i know you´re there
and i know what you say is true
when the time has come to sing the final song
i´m gonna sing it just for you!

cause your faith is like an iron glove
always swinging in front of my face back and forth
but never too far too reach
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/d/daniel-benjamin-lyrics/the-iron-glove-lyrics.html ]

when i need a strong hand
and i need a strong hand every day!

when i build a castle i´ll build it on a rock
when i sow a seed i´ll sow it on good soil
when a new dawn breaks my tired body awakes
then i´ll put the new morning into your hands



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stumpy, tks for going to all the trouble. i don't know what to make of it!

sheepy, your sheep lovin' blub just demands more and more.



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G train missing in action irongloves?



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You really don't want to look at the Urban Dictionary

iron glove
A very rough hand job; one where there is no lubrication, and the up-and-down motion and rubbing causes intense friction. Like the traditional 'indian sunburn' on one's arm, the iron glove provides a similar burning feeling. Can be used as both an adjective and a verb.

1) Dan limped around on Saturday, because he received an iron glove from Sarah the night before.

2) Tim: Hey man, I heard you hooked up with Carmen last night.

Stan: I did dude, but I totally regret it...that bitch was so bad at handling dick- she iron gloved me.

Tim: Oh man...I'm sorry. I'll get you some ice.

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yes sir, he appears to have defecated to the faecesbook.

shunt back train. all is forgiven.

 

by golly stump, you are a naughty, naughty boy!



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choo choo, congratualtions on your personal milestone. trust you got down on not one but both knees when you finally proposed.

i am sorry to hear that on the evening of your engagement you did a groin at the postage stamp. hardly good timing. trust it did not inhibit you after the guests had left.

my friend the squirrel with big nuts tells me he was tempted to clamber down his elm tree and administer his famous massage when you left the field but he thought better of it as it could have been misconstrued as him applying the squirrel grip.

anyway champ, best wishes off the field as you head to matrimonial bliss.



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Thanks for the kind words champ. Didn't propose actually mate, so no begging from my end required.

Yes unfortunately did the dollar coin trying to push a quicker one through, didn't affect my night however you'd be pleased to know.

You should come over and say hello next week, i'll be sitting there most of the day.

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