G train vs Irongloves

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RE: G train vs Irongloves

G Train · Status: Offline

Ha, yeah I still can't believe he's put in for a weeks annual leave just to roll the wicket and cut the grass. That's dedication for ya...

sir · Status: Offline

Change of shift slocs, I'd been going since Saturday night, old rocket turned up and said give it me you can jump on the mower when chilly's stint is complete.

slocs · Status: Offline

Haaaaa chilly will still be sitting there drinking...

sir · Status: Offline

Had to get council out today to lower the springler heads!!!!

irongloves · Status: Offline

seen the same happening at the Snakepit driving past today. Several tattoted monsters on day release from Barwon rusing around doing the same things.

slocs · Status: Offline

Matt downe for sure

irongloves · Status: Offline

G string, grab a copy of today's Leader. Your keeper seemed to have a pined expression on his face under the lid, no thanks to you lending a helping hand.

irongloves · Status: Offline

Choo, maaate, what's going on? How did you guys misfire so badly in such a big game? A lot of people really disappointed.

Is my favourite player OK or did he twinge his hammy (or do some other injury) after opening the bowling with you? According to the scorecard I read he batted at 8!

You've got to stop singing the praisese of TGO because he always repays you by biting you on the bum.

G Train · Status: Offline

I'd like to know how we misfired so badly myself gloves. Armitage bowled well. We batted poorly.

Nothing wrong with Crawf, that's where he was selected to bat this week.

G Train · Status: Offline

irongloves wrote:
You've got to stop singing the praisese of TGO because he always repays you by biting you on the bum.

Not always, we won the one before.

irongloves · Status: Offline

Choo choo, what's up? you derail yourself. three months since the last post on this thread so time to ramp it up.

Mate, immitation may be the best form of flattery but trying to steal our opening bowler through the back door (using Chris Davies) to make up for your own recruiting deficiencies what with Charles Atlas not producing the goods is not the way to go about it. obviously you spent too much time with tgo in the commentary box and picked up unedifying tips in this regard. try going outside the ddca. there's a whole world out there. you don't want us to start raiding ... but then again, you know there's only one guy in your lot that i'd bother with. but we don't go down that low road.

irongloves · Status: Offline

Choo, long time no speak! How's your recruiting been? Do share your scoop with us.

Given that pre-season training is starting for some clubs, which means we can start to think/talk about cricket matters seriously, I hope you will prove the insensitive comedic author of your profile in the Bears annual report wrong when you take to the field in the upcoming season.

For the edification of those who might not have seen the profile, which has a touch of the Maccas about it, here it is:

Jarrod "Big John" Goodes - The Coach carried more weight than Black Caviar in a Menangatang maiden this year, after obviously over doing the celebrations from last years success. Chipped in with either bat or ball most weeks, without breaking through with a bag of wickets or a big score. Clearly over rates himself as a batsman, batting on some occasions 5 or 6 positions too high in the order after getting carried away with a couple of 20s against ordinary opposition. A freakish resemblance to former VFL player John Ironmonger, the skipper could be well advised to trim both the beard and the beer gut over the off-season to try and throw the nickname.

Any comments?

G Train · Status: Offline

Any comments?

Yeah one. I wrote it ya ****head!

irongloves · Status: Offline

Choo, as an author, your judgement and writing (aside from the name calling) ability have risen in my estimation. But you didn't reply to the question on recruiting.

(As an aside, good to have you back. Get fired up.)